{"id":437,"date":"2020-01-10T21:31:24","date_gmt":"2020-01-10T21:31:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mumbermag.me\/?page_id=437"},"modified":"2020-04-03T15:23:30","modified_gmt":"2020-04-03T15:23:30","slug":"elevator-story-by-susan-laier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/proof.mumbermag.me\/mumberone\/2020\/01\/10\/elevator-story-by-susan-laier\/","title":{"rendered":"Elevator Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">It&#8217;s really a movie theater story but let\u2019s focus on the elevator. The man behind the ticket counter took everyone&#8217;s money and asked what movie they were here to see. He looked like a mafia guy who ate lots of calamari.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">After everyone had paid, he announced to the large group that neither of the&nbsp; escalators was working. They were both roped off and so could not be climbed. And there were no real stairs at all. 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